Damo
Founder / Chief Instigator
Built the business. Broke every HR policy. Hasn’t read a single one.
Company org chart · completely unreliable
MEET THE IDIOTS
The people responsible for making a functioning workplace legally impossible.
Natasha
Executive Assistant
Blonde, brilliant, absolutely terrifying. Actually keeps the company running.
Brenda
HR / Professional Headache
Resigned 48 times. Still knows where the printer paper is.
Barry McFuckery
Legal-ish Counsel
Can’t remember attending law school. Extremely confident anyway.
Patch
AI Wingman
The supposedly sensible computer who encourages absolutely everything.
Judge Dreadful
The Judicial Problem
Maintains a straight face in court. No one knows how.
Trev
IT / Damage Control
Spends most of his time asking who touched the server.
FOUNDER'S NOTE
Inspired by the chaos of life, work and technology. These exaggerated characters and fictional situations are not depictions of real colleagues, clients or private individuals.
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